missprior:

do you have that one celebrity that you admire and their existence has made a change in your life and if anyone ever bad mouths them you turn into a savage beast

Don’t be a cunt.
Niall Horan (via louis-ismyspirit-animal)
ugh-niall:

I LOVE HARRY’S 4 NIPS 

ugh-niall:

I LOVE HARRY’S 4 NIPS 

Liam hinting at more ‘The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction’ in the future
(and confirming that the boys have seen it) [x]

Texting my friend the other day
Miranda: "So you want to meet at the mall at 1:30?"
Me: "Yeah sure! I'll leave at 1 and I will be out that door like Donkey Kong 64."
Miranda: "What."
Me: "What."
donsasstar:

anyone ever notice there’s no birthmark? 

donsasstar:

anyone ever notice there’s no birthmark? 

mistahlevi:

PLOT TWIST!
Zayn becomes Lord Faptaguise and takes revenge on One Direction for leaving him in the garbage chute.
dun dun duuuuun

mistahlevi:

PLOT TWIST!

Zayn becomes Lord Faptaguise and takes revenge on One Direction for leaving him in the garbage chute.

dun dun duuuuun

Me: They stole all the pussy cats *laughs*
Mum:
Me: *laughing*
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: They were stolen by Lord Faptaguise.
Mum: *gets up and walks away*
horanshugs:

omfg i’m hilarious

horanshugs:

omfg i’m hilarious